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| Seductive Shelly's CUM Bath Reviews |
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| Product: Seductive Shelly's CUM Bath |
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| From: Paul Acevedo |
| Date: Friday 25 February, 2005 |
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| Review: |
Meet Seductive Shelly, a skinny blond girl looking for action. The video opens not with an oral introduction, but with Shelly playing with herself. She soon takes on a vibrator attached to a drill, then the sex begins. Shelly does one or two guys at a time, from a pool of 10 or so. All the while, Carol Cox and the fluff girls play around with the extra dudes. When a guy finishes, he pulls of his condom and shoots onto Shelly's stomach, face, or chest. Shelly seems rather indifferent to the cum, as she doesn't play with it, lick it, or anything. At the end, we're told that some Alaskans have shipped a cup of their semen to Canada for use in the production. Then "Big Hair Guy" pours the cup of white liquid (probably milk) all over her. I found it amusing that she rubs this pseudo-cum into her crotch when she actually chastised a man earlier for getting his white stuff on there.
Ignoring the bland opening and too-fake ending, this was probably a fun place to be during production. I get the impression, though, that Shelly should be a fluff girl in Carol Cox's movie, and not the other way around. She just doesn't show any personality or even get into the cumbath concept. The disc is also plagued with a major problem: the sound. The voices are mixed way too low, so that you can barely hear what anyone is saying, and the "music" is the worst. Can you qualify a 30-second loop that repeats throughout almost the entire show as music? There is no way a person could have selected this piece and thought it enhanced the production. Surely it must have been chosen by computer... a computer that hates all humans. Turn the sound off and you can enjoy the show a lot more. Seductive Shelly's Cumbath is printed on a DVD-R and comes in a paper sleeve. |
Rating:  [3 of 5 Stars!] |
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